February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Watchdoperthanyou:
burn-thecitydown:
sekoshi:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
SCREAMING
hHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. OH SHIT.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
why am i listening to ricky martin
captainnorway asked: Svarer deg bare her :p Jeg anbefaler så absolutt å ta studiespesialiserende. Ja, det er krevende, men det kommer til å være verdt det. Tips: hvis du er seriøs med tanke på å bli lege - ta biologi i 2. klassen! Jeg gjorde ikke det, noe jeg kjenner jeg angrer på nå for alle andre har det lissom. MEN OMG nå må jeg gå. Cheers!
what the fuck am i doing g0d
1 tag
The Synthetic Love of Engineering
fucking god i hate burpees
le sigh
onesimpledream:
GIRL LUK AT DAT BODEH
sleeplessgenius:
Soft Dommeh
warm dommeh
little ball of gay
Happy dommeh
sleepy dommeh
play play play
nicki minaj: you a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. you a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
Dictionary: You're an unintelligent gardening tool, an unintelligent gardening tool, an unintelligent gardening tool, You're an unintelligent gardening tool, an unintelligent gardening tool.
have Vicky Cryer given out an album yet? i love them, ugh
fatherjameshoward:
i’d love to see what male version of dom howard would look like
1 tag
“I really like your stomach, it’s the kind of stomach I’d like to cum on.”
– Dom Howard to a fan (my friend’s friend. Oh my god)
peetamellaark:
she wears high heels
i wear sneakers
she’s cheer captain
and i read homoerotic fanfiction about a fictional couples
i'm watching this show about rock history
and they’ve listed fucking nickelback as a revolutionary band after grunge
fuck no
tomorrows gym class is ice skating
my balance is so bad that everyone has fun pushing me over
1 tag
whn you accidentaly pull out the plug to your headphones so everyone knows you are listening to pitbull
tyrawanks:
my parents are really good at making jokes
for example me
2 tags
My photoshop skills
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
uunfollow:
pictures of my face from the side make me want to jump off buildings
people who pour their milk before the cereal
1 tag
godshipsbelldom:
8 months until muse tour dates
i’m making posts that get no notes
why am i still doing this
ugh when you like someone so much you just flail around
“guys, bring a girl to see The Vow and you will get laid”
no
let me see hobbits and gigantic spiders and shit
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maybe i should learn to play guitar and when i become a doctor i can pretend i’m matt bellamy on glasto ‘04
whompingwilllow:
I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
