December 2011
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
Set Fire to the Rain
i’m getting my lazy ass to the gym tomorrow. it feels like i’ve gained 10 pounds the last week or so.
but i will try to survive the sale first. because dis bitch loves getting cool stuff for less. yup.
it's one out of two
i’m ugly
the camera is evil
i don't want to die i don't want to die oh my god...
IT’S BLOWING
LIKE
ERTKSDFGHJFHKSDHGJFKERJKSDJFKDC
TEARING DOWN EVERYTHING. PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR ELECTRICITY. (lol i have not). IT’S FUCKING SCARY.
Someone: I like you.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT........
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
fuckyeahfavouritethings:
hummel-blaine:
chordduck:
omg guys
you have to go to google
OH MY GOD
Oh my God it’s so good…
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
blackholesandhomosexuals:
on a scale 1 to dolce piccante how much do you like to torture people
1 tag
you know what?
being social and being with other people than yourself is fun. you should try it sometime.
don’t just sit here and feel sorry for yourself, reblogging pictures of celebrities. it’s your life, you lead it.
ahomoboyslife:
they prefer to be called african american veil brides thank you very much
Best of Autocorrect
partylikeastaalbrother:
aecentene:
cydoniahype:
yourssincerely-hannah:
mothermichelle:
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
“I’m not eating her out, I’m eating her out.”
“Oh, that clears it up.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
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I am crying. Literally, crying.
Too good.
These things are what amuse me the most on the whole of the...
i declare this a fucking emergency goddamn
